🤖 AI Bathroom Break Long Sleeve T-Shirt: The Future is Automated… Even the Bathroom 🚽✨
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Product Description:
The AI Bathroom Break Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a hilariously absurd glimpse into the automated future, where robots not only take your job but also demand ergonomic toilets and 15-minute bathroom breaks. Featuring a robot sitting on a toilet with zero shame, this tee is the ultimate reminder that even AI needs downtime—because apparently, being a perfect machine is exhausting.
Soft, breathable, and made from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, it’s ideal for casual days at the office, ironically attending tech conferences, or questioning why your fridge now talks to you.
Spoiler: Your replacement has better benefits and, apparently, a platinum bathroom pass.
Wear this if you:
✅ Believe the future of work includes robot coffee breaks and Wi-Fi-enabled toilets
✅ Think AI replacing you is bad enough, but giving it bathroom privileges is just rude
✅ Live for dystopian tech humor with a flush of absurdity
Features (Flush-Friendly Future Wear 🚽🔥):
✔ 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton – Soft enough for doomsday lounging, tough enough for an automated workforce.
✔ Sideseamed for a Better Fit – Tailored for humans, not robots.
✔ Neck Taped for Durability – Survives more office politics than your last performance review.
✔ Made in the USA – For now. Robots haven’t figured out sweatshirts yet.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a prophecy wrapped in cotton and dipped in absurdity. Wear it, warn the humans, and remember: if AI’s on a bathroom break, you’re next. 🤖✨
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